Delco Feels A Draft
Fun Fact: Legend has it that after a night of heavy boozing and tomfoolery, Mr. Dempsey can still get his 40 time lower than his BAC. No matter how you look at it, this is a miraculous feat.
Good Luck, John.
-Buddy McWeiser
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Delco Feels A DraftWith the first round of the 2011 NFL Draft out of the way and Eagles fans left pondering who the hell 26-year old Danny Watkins is, Delco has something to keep their eye on for the six rounds to come. Villanova standout John Dempsey is ranked in the top 30 D-backs for many scouts and is expected to get serious consideration from teams in the later rounds. John hails from beautiful Secane, PA and is a graduate of Cardinal O'Hara High School. At O'Hara, John was All-Catholic all 4 years, tallied 2,300 career rushing yards, and 27 touchdowns during his football career. At Villanova he recieve All-CAA honors in 2009 and 2010. All of this on top of his brilliant career at Holy Cross grade school (CROSS IS BOSS).
Fun Fact: Legend has it that after a night of heavy boozing and tomfoolery, Mr. Dempsey can still get his 40 time lower than his BAC. No matter how you look at it, this is a miraculous feat. Good Luck, John. -Buddy McWeiser
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The Marijuana Fairy Invades DelcoEither drug traffickers from the west coast are extremely stupid, or the marijuana fairy has taken a liking to Upper Darby residents.
Delco Times - Another unexpected 5-pound delivery of marijuana has been left at the front door of a township resident, according to police. The package, shipped by the U.S. Postal Service, was left at a home on the first block of South Keystone Street, which is located just behind the Upper Darby police station. The resident reportedly told police she did not recognize the Arizona return address on the box, but she opened it anyway because she was expecting a delivery from Babies-R-Us. The woman immediately called police upon seeing the contents, reports said. Inside the box, the drugs were wrapped in multiple layers of plastic, which were dipped in oil and vinegar to mask the pot's pungent aroma, and the wrapping was secured using blue painters tap, police said. Police reports described the drugs as high-grade marijuana with a street value of about $22,000. Last week, an elderly couple on the first block of Heather Road called police after a 5-pound brick of marijuana was shipped to their home via UPS . That package also listed a return address in Arizona, which police determined did not exist. What are these people thinking? Calling the police when the marijuana fairy comes by and rewards all your good deeds with 22k of the stickiest of the icky? Upper Darby, I expected better from you... -Buddy McWeiser Mexicans - 1 Border Police - 0This is the most amusing border-crossing you will ever see. I counted 14 Mexicans in one well designed mini-van.
-Buddy McWeiser Darby: The Gateway to the SuburbsApparently Darby, Pennsylvania is such a heap of shit, somebody had to take it upon themselves to make a documentary depicting to the world it's wretched underbelly. The films Myspace page, yes it has a Myspace page, states "two film makers take on one soap opera of a town." No soap opera in the history of television would broadcast the activities that take place in this shit hole. The place is swarming with disease ridden, needle craving, jobless incest enthusiasts. The last time I took a dip in the Darby Creek I had to go get a rapid AIDS test, just to be safe. I'm sure this film is littered with absolutely hilarious commentary about how wonderful of a place Darby used to be and just how much of a monstrous piece of garbage it has become, but I don't see myself wasting 165 minutes of my time on it any time soon. -Buddy McWeiser Are The Philadelphia Union Actually Worth |
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